you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
