my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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