Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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