i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
last night I used snow as a chaser
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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