After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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