i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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