well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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