I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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