Porn is love you can see.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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