also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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