I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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