This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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