did you get engaged???
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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