That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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