It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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