READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
