Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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