HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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