Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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