You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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