He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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