i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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