I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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