i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I cut my penus on the lid.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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