I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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