he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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