My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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