Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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