I will die if light touches me.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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