we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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