just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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