I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
