Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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