escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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