I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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