Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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