i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
