I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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