:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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