he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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