yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
