she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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