idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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