so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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