when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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