the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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