Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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