She is in my trunk
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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