"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
