NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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