Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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