my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
