Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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