If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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