STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
this beer tastes like vomit already
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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