Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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