Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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