i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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