Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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